Heaven and Hell

Heaven…its a nice place where you are surrounded by beautiful girls and you have to have sex at least 5 times a day, at your service you have a group of topless waitresses  who can fetch you anything you want to eat from a donut to a twelve decked hamburger. Its basically an eternal party in a garden with smooth grass where the sun doesn’t burn it just warms, all around you have the softest pillows you’ve ever laid your head on. ( Personally I like to believe there’s also a Coke waterfall)

Now you wonder what hell is, well hell is an empty room with a chair and a window… and you can see everything that happens in heaven.

Hell sucks, don’t you think?

Les Luthiers y la escencia de la vida.

I just saw a DVD made by “les luthiers” (Argentinian music/comedy group) presenting their most recent masterpiece “Los premios mastropiero” and I havent felt so damn happy and laugh so hard for ages. A nice snack, a bottle of delicious Coke, a super comfy couch, a flat screen t.v. bigger than my open arms and two good friends (so I don’t seem psico laughing by myself) and trust me thats is as good as it gets.(well maybe a BJ but thats a tale for some other time)

Lets say that these guys make the usual and the ordinary into comedy of such wit that makes you laugh till you cry. I figure that if someone is able to make you happy talking about juxtaposition and fleas they must have something special (or maybe you are just silly) but don’t take my word for it, take two of these and call me in the morning.

IIf you need a  PHD thesis theme, in each Les Luthiers show you may find 15 or 20, so stop making excuses and start.

what to do and not to do on a job interview.

1 Remember to relax being hostile is not gonna take you anywhere!

2 Do not metion you got fired from your last job because they caught you with you favourite glasses.

Y trataste de defenderte asi!

3 Using a smart haircut is always good.

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4 when they ask you what are you hopping to achieve in that job? or why are you there?, plase DO NOT say I just want a job with a stupid boss so I can take over and have unlimited  power!!

5 if they ask why do you want the job? for hell’s sake DON’T answer: “The money”

I need a fix

I’m seriously beginning to think I have a problem with internet, I lost it for 4 weeks and I was fucking dying without it maybe today I’m gonna get me and Internet OD.

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This image means a lot to me ‘cuz it reminds me that its the job of those who have understanding to reach out and help everybody else its like what Jules was talking about in Pulp Fiction,right?

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

So next time somebody is being pushed by his family,a bully, a teacher, a cop (pig), an “authority” ; don’t just stand there and watch DO SOMETHING.

Ok… this is it… but now I’ don’t really know what shall I do…if you read this you are too fucking bored but thats ok so am I.